Big bad WULF

I was at the parking lot late at night, my shift just finished and I was so happy, that I could finally go home. As I walked to my car something wasnt right, I heard somthing was behind me, I slovly turned arou d and i was mortified. Big bad WULF was looking at me and slowly ripinghis shirt. The moon light slowly iluminated his perfect ripped body and I knew my time is gone, but i remebered I live in America so I took out my double barrel shotgun I bought in Walmart for 59,99$ and blasted the fuck out of this scumbag.